next stop new jersey
Dear Comedy Central, These commercials do not belong on your network. I can't take this roller coaster of emotion.
It's a hard sud life... for us..
No, it's my sonic screwdriver, but I AM glad to see you!
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Something something Bazinga! OMG BEST SHOW EVER! It's so nerdy, just like me lol
("The Big Bang Theory")
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.