I'm sorry you just spent half day looking for me after you noticed I had strayed from the herd. I just needed some "me time".
On three, rock, paper, scissors.
Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.
Why so serious?
My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.