Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Praystation wtf these graphics suck
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
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