Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?