planking for the lord or dead, one of the two
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.