Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL