Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"