Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
planking for the lord or dead, one of the two
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"