-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.

(Pope Benedict XVI)

My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

Praystation wtf these graphics suck