My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
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