Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!