Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...