Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
planking for the lord or dead, one of the two
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL