planking for the lord or dead, one of the two
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!