My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
planking for the lord or dead, one of the two
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.