Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE