My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

Shhhhh really just a cookie jar

(Vladimir Putin)

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!