Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada