Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar