I'm down with God
Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
HERE IT IS...LOOK AT IT!!! LOOK INTO THE EYE OF ANUBUS!!
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco