WATER IN THE BOTTLE
WINE IN THE GLASS
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...
Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...
God outsourced some of it
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.