The Lord Doth Not Lend His Car

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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Some Days Are More Appetizing Than Others

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Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

The Adventures of Little Baby Jesus and Perry

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This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)