SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
God outsourced some of it
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
The Catpture... It Haz Begin!
Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)