My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
WATER IN THE BOTTLE
WINE IN THE GLASS
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
I'm down with God
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