Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
The Catpture... It Haz Begin!
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
I'm down with God
God outsourced some of it