One drunken night and a broken prophylactic
I wish there was some kind of rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.
I has no egrets
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
Why did I wee in front of 5000 people?!
Perhaps I shouldn't have
gone with the full body dye