I has no egrets
Perhaps I shouldn't have
gone with the full body dye
I wish there was some kind of rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.
Years later, "old skateboard dude" wanted to go back in time and slap "young skateboard dude" for wasting time with that board.
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?
Why did I wee in front of 5000 people?!