One drunken night and a broken prophylactic
Why did I wee in front of 5000 people?!
Perhaps I shouldn't have
gone with the full body dye
I has no egrets
Years later, "old skateboard dude" wanted to go back in time and slap "young skateboard dude" for wasting time with that board.
"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted."
Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?