"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
If goggie on diet, hooman on diet too!
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