Let me play you The Song of my people
10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.
After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.
I'll kill you with my BEAR HANDS
I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck
You didn't eat all your chicken nuggets!