10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
GOT OUT OF JAIL MISSED THE VIEW
How I think I look and How others see me
After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.
This entire car is now my garbage can.
NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.
Let me play you The Song of my people