You didn't eat all your chicken nuggets!

I'll kill you with my BEAR HANDS

NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.

After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.

Let me play you The Song of my people

GOT OUT OF JAIL MISSED THE VIEW

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife