10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
You didn't eat all your chicken nuggets!
This entire car is now my garbage can.
How I think I look and How others see me
NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.
After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.
Let me play you The Song of my people