"What do you mean, is it 100% wool?..."

Did I knit this?! No, I didn't knit this! What a terrible question!

Yeah, I got a question for, uh, Steve up there... how you sit there next to your girl and not 'pologize? She you babyj's mommy. Girl, you need to dump that chump.

Yeah. Quick question about this second amendment... These "bear arms." Where are they coming from.

I hopez u don't mind me asking, but doez this, bai chance, hav a flavur?

KNOWLEDGEABLE GATOR Knows the answer

HAS YUUUU SEEN DA BUCKET?