Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'd like to see that stoopy Kermit try being purple.
Uh-oh! Tinky-Winky not make birdy!
Tubby click click!
Honey, could you drop by the hardware store before you come home? I'm wearing purple tomorrow and, of course, the living room must match.
Drink all teh purple grape juice day said.
Iz totalleh harmless day said!