I'd like to see that stoopy Kermit try being purple.
Honey, could you drop by the hardware store before you come home? I'm wearing purple tomorrow and, of course, the living room must match.
The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!
Uh-oh! Tinky-Winky not make birdy!
Tubby click click!
Desperate times call for desperate measures.