Drink all teh purple grape juice day said.
Iz totalleh harmless day said!
The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!
Honey, could you drop by the hardware store before you come home? I'm wearing purple tomorrow and, of course, the living room must match.
I'd like to see that stoopy Kermit try being purple.