The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!

Drink all teh purple grape juice day said. Iz totalleh harmless day said!

I like Tootsie Roll Pops! Mostly the grape ones. But I don't know what all the fuss is about. I don't think they affect me at all!

I'd like to see that stoopy Kermit try being purple.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.