Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.
That's it, kid. Follow my lead.
Right foot, left foot...
Could I have a tummy rub?
Yeah, well about that picnic you packed...you needed to go on a diet anyway.
Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz
"I murdered your family."
"I'll get another one."
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