Wow! Your one ugly dog!
no touching the animals
Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.
That's it, kid. Follow my lead.
Right foot, left foot...
Could I have a tummy rub?
Yeah, well about that picnic you packed...you needed to go on a diet anyway.
Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz