Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.
Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo
And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry
(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)
Who the hell put a lego there!?
WEIGHT WATCHERS You're doing it wrong.
This 'Pope for Dummies' handbook Really shows me what I'm missing!
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH ... ... klahoma ...