NOBODY GETS PAST THE LOUISIANA STATE POLICE...
Beebis n Buthedd
(Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich)
And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry
(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)
I wanted a pink one.
Now accepting applications from bears.
I am glad you met my beard.
(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)
I'm straight, but I ... just ... can't ... resist