Never Fear! Ugly Vest Man is Here!

(Rick Santorum)

Who the hell put a lego there!?

Hhhmmm... this water is too wet. FIX IT!!!

(Kim Jong-un)

Psst... That's not my tail...

(Vladimir Putin)

Groove Is In The Heart... ah-ah-ah-ah!!!

(Vladimir Putin)

So, how tf do you get fries out of this thing?

(Kim Jong-un)

100, 99, 98, 97 ...

(Barack Obama)