I blame it on the hipsters.
Congratulations,Sir. You just caught a chandelier.
Who the hell put a lego there!?
we told him not to play tag with Chuck Norris
Calvin and Hurrbs
We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...