I blame it on the hipsters.
No, it was a REDUCTION !! Before, they were THIS SIZE !
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!
Bill, we've had a lot of great laughs here. I want to thank you for the good times. Our meme had a great run. The pleasure was all mine, Steve.
(Steve Jobs, Bill Gates)
GOP BEFORE OCCUPYWALLSTREET: "WHERE ARE ALL THE JOBS!?" GOP AFTER OCCUPYWALLSTREET: "WHY DON'T ALL THESE PROTESTERS JUST GET JOBS?"
LOOK! HAHAHAHAHAH... NEWT'S FLY IS UNDONE...
Hhhmmm... this water is too wet. FIX IT!!!