Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!
Hahaha! That's funny and imma let you finish, but I have to let you go, this riot is just about to start.
So, how tf do you get fries out of this thing?
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