You want to date my daughter? Let's have a chat, son.
Wildlife photographer Christophe Courteau took the above photo seconds before he was clobbered by 6ft 6in Akarevuro.
When Akarevuro mistook Mr Courteau for a rival and knocked him down he said the gorilla "pushed me out of the way as if I was not there. I felt all of his power and weight on my body. It was like being hit by a train."
Come at me bro.
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