FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
I have 11 cats and one keeps pooping on the floor when I'm not home. Guess I should stop complaining.
PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS
I need a laugh.
"It's gonna be okay. The banana truck arrived."
"That isn't what I was upset about."
WELL THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
THAT I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE
No, really. Please. Tell me your problems. The are so fascinating.