I have 11 cats and one keeps pooping on the floor when I'm not home. Guess I should stop complaining.

No, really. Please. Tell me your problems. The are so fascinating.

"It's gonna be okay. The banana truck arrived." "That isn't what I was upset about."

PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS I need a laugh.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

WELL THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE

(Leonard Nimoy)