It may look like I'm lying here doing nothing
But I'm actively waiting for my problem to go away.
U gots uself in a prickle?
Dude, there are many fish in the sea. The problem is you suck at fishing, and we are far from the sea.
I don't understand officer, I wasn't going that fast down the highway.
Why yes I am respawnsibl for 20 thowsand leakz undr teh sea.
Don't tell anyone, but I have a phobia. I'm terribly frightened of (whispers) Fruit Loops.
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