I IS IN YUR CAR MAKIN A PROBLM...
When Jasper started collecting silly hats, they knew he had a drinking problem
Well there's your problem
Dude, there are many fish in the sea. The problem is you suck at fishing, and we are far from the sea.
It may look like I'm lying here doing nothing
But I'm actively waiting for my problem to go away.
Don't tell anyone, but I have a phobia. I'm terribly frightened of (whispers) Fruit Loops.