Thrs has bin problm on teh internets.
Dude, there are many fish in the sea. The problem is you suck at fishing, and we are far from the sea.
U gots uself in a prickle?
Don't tell anyone, but I have a phobia. I'm terribly frightened of (whispers) Fruit Loops.
I IS IN YUR CAR MAKIN A PROBLM...