Ok... first line is E O G H T A...
No! Wait! I mean F C D B I S...
No! Sorry! That's B G O F L N...
I'M BETTER THAN YOU
I CAN FLY AND MY BODY IS A BOAT
"Ooh! What a handsome lion!"
Yes... please tell me how handsome. Go on, I'm listening
The One and Only Jeopardy Contestant to Truly Understand ...
And That's Why You Don't Kick a Man While He's Down
Friday Afternoons Can Be Really Tough at Work
It Seemed Like Just Another College Snapchat Story, Then ...
A BART Employee Reaches New Levels of Laziness
An Alternative Method
Why Don't These 8 Objects Exist in The Real World?
Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
Photobombing Like a Wrecking Ball
Being an Anime Character IRL Would Be Hideously Uncool
Pick Your Site Name
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