Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
And if elected I will give free carrots to every household.
SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER
(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)
100, 99, 98, 97 ...
"There's no time to explain. You MUST get me to the president!"
"He's just quacking away. What do you think he's saying?"
Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.