It is a skinny ass back there. He likes big butts, and I cannot lie.....
(Barack Obama, Prince William, Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama)
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.
YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DO THIS... OBAMASELF?
I'll give that bch some cupcakes. Bches love cupcakes.
Seriously? THESE are the people running for President?!
OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...