I have no idea what I'm doing!
f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field...
Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!
They're behind me, aren't they?
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!