"Will this pose get me on NatGeo?" "Um, no. That pose will get you on Cheezburger."

Yogi Bear? No sir, I'm Yoga Bear.

Where in hell did he go? Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!

(not an actual cockatoo)

I has to pose for the lovely screensaver for da hoomans phones

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS