Breaking News Alvin arrested for public intoxication
If we're very quiet, we can observe the rare import in its natural habitat, drinking from the pool, while keeping an eye out for predators
I'm sure that'll dry right out...
I told you not to jump from the top bunk without your floaties on!
Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool
(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)