OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE
Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY
Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!
Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)