I can has Prezidency?
Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
"IF PRESIDENTS DON'T DO IT TO THEIR WIVES
they'll do it to the country"
Just follow your nose. It always knows.
(Queen Elizabeth II)
One of us will tell you true, One will always lie. Just one question is your due, And only one reply. One right answer gets you through, or we'll beat you 'til you DIE.