Hhhmmm... this water is too wet. FIX IT!!!
Don't make me kick you in the face
Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!
oooohhhh gggooooodd tthis dog is so sooooooooooofffft
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
Hey.... You aren't Gandlaf!
(Angel Merkel, Pope Benedict XVI)
OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...