We Texans sure like our wide open spaces!
(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)
Seriously? THESE are the people running for President?!
OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
Have I ever told you how much I love croissants?
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE
Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY
Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!