for the last time sir im not steven colbert
Adjusting personality dial to CRAZY
Seriously? THESE are the people running for President?!
Dem i wuz like pew pew pew! that's how i did it..
(George W. Bush)
THE ROYAL WAY TO GET RID OF DANDRUFF
(Prince William, Kate Middleton)
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
SPONTANEITY NORTH KOREAN STYLE