I apologize, good feline, but your grammatical errors of speech amuse me.

"Eh?" "Sorry" "Sorry aboot that!" "Ya hoser!" Canadian Geese

Now as soon as this human is done taking this adorable little wildlife photo, I am going to let you go. You are going to run away as fast and far as you can. Because as soon as I'm done mauling him, you're next.

Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.