Crude ruse to disable cops by triggering allergies succeeds on one cop in three
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
We already found the contact lense!
JUST STAY CALM SIR.WE'LL HAVE YOUR KITTY OUT OF THE TREE REAL SOON.
Sorry sir, but posture counts.