Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
Introducing the new "HOOTERS" police cruiser. Drunk drivers chase IT... instead of the other way around.
Don't drink and drive.
NO! WAIT! DONT SHOOT!
Hahaha! That's funny and imma let you finish, but I have to let you go, this riot is just about to start.