I swear officer ... The 27 people hit me!
Pleeez, can I has a donut? I smelz 0ne?
Sorry sir, but posture counts.
I Did'nt Do it... AND.. You Can't Prove It!!!
Hahaha! That's funny and imma let you finish, but I have to let you go, this riot is just about to start.
NO! WAIT! DONT SHOOT!