I swear officer ... The 27 people hit me!
Hahaha! That's funny and imma let you finish, but I have to let you go, this riot is just about to start.
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
OH NOES!!! IT'S TEH FIVE-O POPO!!!
Crude ruse to disable cops by triggering allergies succeeds on one cop in three