I Mean, It'll Be Here in 30 Minutes!

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I Mean, It'll Be Here in 30 Minutes!
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I gotta hunt my own food? Thazza ocelot of trouble. Can't ai just order pizza?

Would You Like Ants on That?

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Would You Like Ants on That?
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Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

When Your Husband's An Ass

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When Your Husband's An Ass
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"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"