You're doing it wrong
SOMEBODY PLEASE..... CHOP IT DOWN!
SHUT UP THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE
Congratulations to JojoBabyBear for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, JojoBabyBear!
Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!
JUNK OWL MAIL OH MAN, NOT ANOTHER BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPON.
Love the boob job Not sure about the Bieber head job though
Congratulations to PCSinWV for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, PCSinWV!!!