Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!
'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
Where in hell did he go?
Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!
Now as soon as this human is done taking this adorable little wildlife photo, I am going to let you go. You are going to run away as fast and far as you can. Because as soon as I'm done mauling him, you're next.
There really is a glass ceiling