THAT WAS DOG HE SAYS HELLO

Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz

I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?

HELLO? YES THIS IS HORSE!

RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING

Hello? Yes, this is dog. WASSAAAAP?

My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.