Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Don't tell anyone, but I have a phobia. I'm terribly frightened of (whispers) Fruit Loops.
See you in your nightmares kids.
Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh This is waaaay too high!
YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS TRY BEING A CLAUSTROPHOBIC TURTLE