First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. You're an orangutan.
No, I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed.
I knew this egg looked different
"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
Should've stopped after one.
LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS
Your children... what IS wrong with them?