"Yes sweetie, ur a zombie. BUt go eat ur dad's brains. You're on a diet!"
"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
I knew this egg looked different
Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.
And that's the Chinese restaurant over there... we want to avoid that place... ok?