I still think Number 5 looks like the milk man.
First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. You're an orangutan.
No, I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed.
I knew this egg looked different
"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
Should've stopped after one.
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