Was that report due today?
On three, rock, paper, scissors.
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
That first sentence is always the hardest
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!
U.S. DEFICIT RECEIPTS
Itz tha only way to beh sertan