Was that report due today?
On three, rock, paper, scissors.
That first sentence is always the hardest
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
U.S. DEFICIT RECEIPTS
Itz tha only way to beh sertan
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!