We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!
That first sentence is always the hardest
U.S. DEFICIT RECEIPTS
Itz tha only way to beh sertan
Was that report due today?
On three, rock, paper, scissors.