Was that report due today?

On three, rock, paper, scissors.

(Vladimir Putin)

That first sentence is always the hardest

We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?

(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)

U.S. DEFICIT RECEIPTS Itz tha only way to beh sertan

Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!

(Michele Bachmann)