On three, rock, paper, scissors.
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
That first sentence is always the hardest
U.S. DEFICIT RECEIPTS
Itz tha only way to beh sertan
Was that report due today?
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!