That first sentence is always the hardest
On three, rock, paper, scissors.
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!
U.S. DEFICIT RECEIPTS
Itz tha only way to beh sertan
Was that report due today?