IN CASE OF TIGER ATTACK
DO NOT PANIC
PASS THROUGH COLON
That's one way of getting into somebody's pants.
Wut u need iz a problm free filosofee
or a kik in teh seet ov teh pantz.
DAMMIT. i forgot pants
eww... put on sum pantz
Lookin' like a fool with yo' cats in yo' pants!
Honey, could you drop by the hardware store before you come home? I'm wearing purple tomorrow and, of course, the living room must match.
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