It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

Apparently, even angels get constipated.

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.