HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
I must say, these support hose make all the difference when kicking aside the riff raff.
Getting stood up sux. Escpecially when you've only brought one oar.
It looks nothing like me. It's meant to be impressionistic. I hate it.
Apparently, even angels get constipated.
Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...