One thing was for certain: Freddie had left the toilet seat up for the very last time.
WORST. PARACHUTE. EVER!!!
POMPEII; AD 79
"I don't really worry much about the environment. The gods always took care of us before! Why worry?"
It's a nice enough tree, Bob. But I'm not sure that I'd say it was "happy".
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
Got your ticket? To the arquebus show
Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.