MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?
You're not French and that doesn't tickle.
Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?
Don't kill me! I'm just a poor toga salesman!
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Uncle Alfred, since you've become a vegan you've gotten all weird and preachy on us
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
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