FRENCH TICKLER You're not French and that doesn't tickle.

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

Don't kill me! I'm just a poor toga salesman!

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

Uncle Alfred, since you've become a vegan you've gotten all weird and preachy on us

No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.

Well, this beach has surely gone the way of sin and perdition...