SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Aw, what th' hell, man! Do you know how much trouble it was catchin' that thing?
Before PetCo Cat toys were a lot messier
If it gets more exciting... I'm gonna hurl chunks
Death always makes sure to take the dearly departed for daily walks
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.