Uncle Alfred, since you've become a vegan you've gotten all weird and preachy on us
OH LOOK! IT'S A FINISHED PAINTING OF THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DATE YOU!
That's how I row, b**ches.
It looked smaller in the ad
FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
Don't you think you're overreacting?