John's Terrible Secret Was that he Moonlighted as an Interior Decorator
YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.
FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
Got your ticket? To the arquebus show
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUPPERWARE PARTY
And from then on they called him Sir Francis Bacon.