"Hedgehog?" Whatever you say, housepig!

Excuse me?!

Cheezeburger iz a durtie wurd around heer.

Meanwhile, at the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru in Anchorage... "Ma'am, this location does not sell 'bear claws.'"

No you may NOT has Cheezburger!

You say "snake in the grass" like it's a bad thing!

"My God- how dare you walk in on a Lady when she's bathing!"