Top 1% of my class. Bottom 99% for income.
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
For teh 10th tiem I'm not holding yu up like in teh movie!
Hipster Puppy Can Haz PBR?
You want some this? Huh? Do you?